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So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

- A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website

vinebox:

People so fake

humorking:

Looking at my grades had me like 

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(Source: cybergasms)

(Source: jammininmypjs)

murphels:

ugh this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR.

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall)

wrestlingcrocs:

transcripts:

what are good horror movies?

the documentary about my life

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(Source: memewhore)


take me home….

take me home….

(Source: straightwhiteboyproblems)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me