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jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

(Source: ffuckbeingpolite)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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(Source: cocaineteas)

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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(Source: lordure)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

nakedladybugs:

Because when you reward your children for good behavior, they turn into dogs

nakedladybugs:

Because when you reward your children for good behavior, they turn into dogs

What’s the difference between see and see?

- PSAT Question (via midorimacchiin)

  • Friend: hey wanna hang out tonight?
  • Me: sorry I have a thing to do simultaneously at the same time
misehry:

the irony in this picture is unreal

misehry:

the irony in this picture is unreal

little-miss-china:

Bae: Come over.

Me: No

Bae: Why?

Me: Because you don’t look at me the way Garcia Lopez de Cardenas looked at the Grand Canyon.